Van and his machinery

I was walking past my farm neighbour Van’s yard the other day – and I noticed a flashing light coming from inside his barn. Concerned I went to have a look and peeping in I could just make out Van’s bottom wobbling and gyrating to slow music in front of his cherished fire-engine red Massey Ferguson. Apart from a pair of gum boots he was starkers! Not a pretty site you can imagine..

Instantly concerned I threw the barn door open and asked Van – “are you ok man – what are you doing?”

He blushed and answered: “Man my vrou and I was at the Doctor the udder day ‘cos… well things and not going so well wiff ours sex lifes. and the Doc says I must do something sexy to a tractor!”